<DIV>The comic masterpiece <B>Tristram Shandy</B> is often regarded as a progenitor of the twentieth century novel. Within the resolutely tangled strands of this narrative is the life, from conception, of a gentleman cursed at birth with the name Tristram. Though everything occurs between parlor and garden, Tristram's excitable father, bewildered mother, and Uncle Toby provide ample opportunity for the digressions and madcap events that structure this seminal novel. <p><br> <b>@ACockAndBallsStory</b> I've just been born, and I had a tragic accident. A windowpane fell on me, and flattened my dic— NOSE. My nose! That was almost embarrassing. <br><BR> Chapter XIX: I don't feel like tweeting today. <br><br> <b>From </b> </div>