Everyone delights in wordplay! When there's a sale on tennis balls, it's first come,first serve. Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. Why doesthe Pope travel so much? Because he's a roamin' Catholic. What is purple and5,000 miles long? The Grape Wall of China! <p>O-pun the door to 1,001 goodies that will have you howling or groaning, butcertainly—like the surgery patient—in stitches.</p>