<P><B>TV’s most popular sports broadcaster returns with the funniest and maddest stories from the unhinged world of football</B></P><P>Are you sitting comfortably? Then Jeff will begin. The universally-loved, award-winning host of Sky Sports' <I>Soccer Saturday</I> and Channel 4's <I>Countdown</I>, and author of the bestselling <I>Jelleyman's Thrown a Wobbly</I>, returns with a Jackanory-style, football-flavored narrative which gathers together the funniest, weirdest, most tragic, most heartwarming, under-the-radar stories of the football season. The book is stuffed to the gunnels with behind-the-scenes revelations, opinions, and personal anecdotes from Jeff, and has a strong leaning towards the absurdities of both the highest levels and the grassroots of the game. From the Macclesfield goalkeeper booked for using a golf tee to take his goal kicks, to the unintelligible ranting and raving of South American dictator chairmen, let Jeff be your trusted guide through the madness of the football season, and let<I> Jeffanory</I> supply you with a veritable treasure trove of great anecdotes to take to the pub