<DIV><DIV>In need of a bit of good advice? Well here is the best advice ever recorded--a compendium of personal tips, traditional proverbs, and clever observations from the literary, political, and entertainment world. <B>The Best Advice Ever Given</B> covers such diverse topics as life, love, success, forgiveness, friendship, character, health, and many more, including:<BR><BR>* "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."--François de La Rochefoucauld <BR>* "The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want."--Ben Stein<BR>* "Never play cards with a man called Doc. Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own."--Nelson Algren<BR>* "When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen."--Ernest Hemingway<BR>* "Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much."--Oscar Wilde<BR>* "The secret of business is to know something nobody else knows."--Aristotle Onassis<BR>* "In baiting a mousetrap with cheese, be sure to leave room for the mouse."--H. H. Munro ("Saki")<BR>* "Keep cool; anger is not an argument."--Daniel Webster<BR>* "Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig."--Source Unknown<BR>* "Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."--John F. Kennedy<BR>* "If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it."--H. Jackson Brown<BR>* "In the fight between you and the world, back the world."--Franz Kafka<BR></DIV>