<DIV><DIV>Skirts, Skates, & Scrapes!<BR>All the old school skills with a new punk rock attitude<BR>Come see The Lone Star Derby Girls<BR>Austin's All-Girl Roller Derby League<BR>The Holy Rollers vs. The Fight Crew<BR>Halftime Concert by the Chimney Sweeps<BR>This ain't no cheerleading clinic, y'all!</DIV><DIV><BR>Meet Bliss Cavendar, an indie-rock-loving misfit stuck in the tiny town of Bodeen, Texas. Her pageant-addicted mother expects her to compete for the coveted Miss Bluebonnet crown, but Bliss would rather feast on roaches than be subjected to such rhinestone tyranny.<BR>     Bliss's escape? Roller Derby.<BR>     When she discovers a league in nearby Austin, Bliss embarks on an epic journey full of hilarious tattooed girls, delicious boys in bands, and a few not-so-awesome realities even the most hard-core derby chick has to learn.</DIV></DIV>