<p>What Would Machiavelli Do?</p> <ul> <li>He would feast on other people's discord</li> <li>He wouldn't exactly seek the company of ass-kissers and bimbos, but he wouldn't reject them out of hand either</li> <li>He would realize that loving yourself means never having to say you're sorry</li> <li>He would kill people, but only if he could feel good about himself afterward</li> <li>He would establish and maintain a psychotic level of control</li> <li>He would use other people's opinions to sell his book!</li> </ul>