<p><u>You Might Be A Redneck if…</u></p><ul><li>You use a fishing license as a form of I.D.</li><li>Your screen door has no screen.</li><li>You've been on TV more than once describing what the tornado sounded like.</li><li>You have a black eye and a hickey at the same time.</li><li>You ever waved at traffic form your front porch wearing just your underwear.</li></ul><p>Containing more than 2,000 entries with more than 200 illustrations, <em>You Might Be A Redneck if…This Is The Biggest Book You've Ever Read</em> will be a must-own book for die-hard fans of Jeff Foxworthy. Creatively packaged and attractively priced, this book also features more than 1,500 entries that have never been published in book form.</p>