<DIV>Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."<br>-Brooke Shields, actress, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal government anti-smoking campaign<br><br>"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." -Marion Barry, mayor of Washington, D.C.<br><br>"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's printed on."<br>-Samuel Goldwyn, movie producer<br><br>"It's no exaggeration to say that the undecided could go one way or another."<br>-President George W. Bush<br><br>"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."<br><br>-Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina<br>"The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like <br>Norman Einstein."<br>-Joe Theisman, former NFL football quarterback and sports analyst<br><br>"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."<br>-former Vice-President Dan Quayle at a fund-raising event for the <br>United Negro College Fund (attempting to quote the Fund's slogan, <br>"A mind is a terrible thing to waste")<br></div>