<DIV><P>Jim Conway writes for all men who face midlife and have thought about walking away from family, work, church . . . all responsibilities, and never coming back. Of his own midlife crisis he says, "I feel like a vending machine. Someone pushes a button, and out comes an article. The family pushes buttons and out comes dollars. The community pushes other buttons. . . ."<BR> <BR> Also available- <i>Your Husband's Midlife Crisis</i> by Sally Conway.<BR></div>