<p> The United States has survived clueless presidential administrations before. But no matter how enormous the crisis -- the Great Depression, Vietnam, Watergate, Monica Lewinsky's thong -- America's always come out looking like, well, America. </p> <p> This time, however, something's different. Things aren't just screwed up; they're <i>f&#!$d up beyond all recognition</i>. Wel-come to <i>F.U.B.A.R.</i>, a hilarious and scathing satire of the American Right's bad behavior, by the creators of Air America's <i>Majority Report</i>. </p> <p> If you're a liberal who's somehow not panicked over the state of our Union, or if you're a Republican who's just having voter's remorse, or if you think what's happening to the country is just politics as usual, <i>F.U.B.A.R.</i> will open your eyes to our current national nightmare. With completely unfair and unbalanced analysis, authors Sam Seder and Stephen Sherrill take readers on a whirlwind tour of what's left of the United States, exposing the truth about the Right's blueprint for total domination -- over your money, your mind, your sex life, and even your place in the afterlife (yes, they have a plan for that, too). </p> <p> Along the way, they'll answer your most pressing questions, like: </p> <ul> <li><p>I'm gay. Can I still be a Republican?</p></li> <li><p>Do I need to own my own congressman, or is a time share okay?</p></li> <li><p>Is <i>New York Times</i> columnist Thomas L. Friedman's mustache, in fact, the sign of the Beast?</p></li> <li><p>I thought we ran the media. What happened?</p></li> </ul> <p> Finally, Seder and Sherrill offer a helpful and hopeful vision for a future that remarkably doesn't look like a cross between the Matrix and Mayberry. <i>F.U.B.A.R.</i> is the wake-up call America has been waiting to receive -- and it will probably be wiretapped. </p>