<p>Everyone knows the phrase "A man's home is his castle." Does that statement ring true even if: </p><p>You removed your bathroom door so you could watch TV from the commode?</p><p>The directions to your house include 'turn off the paved road'?</p><p>You spray painted your dead shrubbery green?</p><p>Any redneck will tell you that, of course, it is true. So whether you live in a double wide or have hit the big time with a ranch with one and a half baths, <em>Redneck Extreme Mobile Home Makeover</em> will make you laugh at the way some of us, I mean, some of you live such as:</p><p>You Might Be A Redneck if…</p><p>Your yard has ever been the proposed site for a landfill.</p><p>You think orange peels left on the coffee table are potpourri.</p><p>The garbage truck mistakenly takes your lawn furniture.</p><p>Someone knocks on your front door and your back door rattles.</p><p>Your most expensive piece of art is held up with thumbtacks.</p><p>You have to mow around a refrigerator and a bed frame.</p>