The New York Times calls him “the funniest man in America,” and his legions of fans agree, laughing and snorting as they put his books on bestseller lists nationwide.<br><br>In <b>Boogers Are My Beat</b>, Dave gives us the real scoop on:<br><br>• The scientific search for the world's funniest joke (you can bet it includes the word “weasel”)<br>• RV camping in the Wal-Mart parking lot<br>• Outwitting “smart” kitchen appliances and service contracts<br>• Elections in Florida (“You can't spell Florida without 'duh'”)<br>• The Olympics, where people from all over the world come together to accuse each other of cheating<br>• The truth about the Dakotas, the Lone Ranger, and feng shui<br>• The choice between death and taxes<br>And much, much more—including some truths about journalism and serious thoughts about 9/11.<br><br>Dave Barry won the Pulitzer Prize for commentary in 1988, and his columns are syndicated in more than 500 newspapers. His most recent books, <b>Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down</b> and the novels<b> Big Trouble</b> and <b>Tricky Business</b>, were national bestsellers. He lives in Miami, Floriduh.<br><br>Also available as an eBook<br><br><br><i>From the Hardcover edition.</i>