<p><u>You might be a redneck if.</u></p><ul><li>Your mother has ever been involved in a fistfight at a high school sports event.</li><li>Your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.</li><li>Hail hits your house and you have to take it to the body shop for an estimate.</li><li>You know how many bails of hay your car can hold.</li><li>You view the upcoming family reunion as a chance to meet women.</li></ul><p><em>You Might Be A Redneck If.</em> has sold more than one million copies and is in its 30th printing. Originally published in 1989, this humor classic has spawned numerous sequels, comedy albums and television specials.</p>