When fifty-eight-year-old Gabe Kaplan, perhaps best known for his performance in the title role of the popular seventies sitcom <I>Welcome Back, Kotter</i>, got an e-mail asking him to participate in a show called <I>Celebrity Boxing</i>, he couldn't resist the urge to have a little fun with the request. After exchanging a series of ludicrous e-mails with the show's talent coordinator in a mock-serious attempt at negotiation, Gabe was inspired to start a prank e-mail campaign. The result is this hilarious collection of correspondence. See how people react to Gabe Kaplan's absurd claims that he: <P> <b>* has slept with more women than Wilt Chamberlain<P> * is an expert at Cossack dancing<P> * thinks he's smart enough to become a member of MENSA<P> * wants his image on a U.S. postage stamp<P> * would like NASA to send him into orbit with Jimmy Carter and Dr. J<P> * and many more!</b><P> <P> Witty, irreverent, and ridiculously comical, Gabe's e-mails and the responses he receives are sure to entertain anyone with a taste for the surreal.