This is a book I wrote. Because I wrote it, I had to figure out what to put on the back cover to explain what it is. I tried to write a long, third-person summary that would imply how great the book is and also sound vaguely authoritative— like maybe someone who isn’t me wrote it—but I soon discovered that I’m not sneaky enough to pull it off convincingly. <BR><BR>So I decided to just make a list of things that are in the book:<BR><BR>Pictures<BR>Words<BR>Stories about things that happened to me<BR>Stories about things that happened to other people because of me<BR>Eight billion dollars*<BR>Stories about dogs<BR>The secret to eternal happiness*<BR><BR>*These are lies. Perhaps I have underestimated my sneakiness!