In this hilarious account of her venture into motherhood, <I>New York Times</I> bestselling author and <I>Chelsea Lately</I> writer and star Heather McDonald explains her outrageous attempts to have it all—her way.<br><br>Following her laugh-out-loud <I>New York Times </I>bestseller <I>You’ll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again</I>, McDonald’s newest book of “comic essays are uproarious whether she’s name dropping (bonding with Kris Jenner over their thieving nannies) or being honest about motherhood” (<I>InTouch</I>). <BR> <BR>This self-proclaimed “Real Housewife of Woodland Hills” is determined to achieve A-list status (thus expanding her entourage beyond her three school-aged children and a house-husband who is infuriatingly bad at collecting neighborhood gossip) and defeat (or at least be accepted by) the mean neighborhood moms who judge her for taking her kids to a stripper pool party in Vegas. It’s a lot to juggle when she’s also battling her <I>Chelsea Lately</I> coworkers for the crudest gag and most elaborate practical jokes (just ask her about that “free” Vera Wang dress).<BR> <BR>Just as irreverent on the page as she is on camera, McDonald “loves her chardonnay, is obsessed with <I>The Bachelor</I> to the point of fantasizing about her sons as contestants, and isn’t offended when a Twitter follower meanly compares her likeness to the puppet in <I>Saw</I>. She’s pleased to at least resemble a character in a successful franchise” (<I>Publishers Weekly</I>).