<div> <b>A hilarious pictorial parody of a clueless father and his adorable daughter</b><br> <br> In an attempt to create an image that his new daughter would one day appreciate, Dave Engledow took a photo in which he’s cradling eight-week-old Alice Bee like a football and doctored it to look like he’s squirting breast milk into a "World’s Best Father" mug. Friends and family clamored for more. After Dave’s humorous attempts to capture the sleep-deprived obliviousness of being a first-time dad went viral, he and Alice Bee found themselves bona fide Internet and television celebrities.<br> <br> Merging a Norman Rockwell aesthetic with a darkly comic sensibility, Dave pairs each side-splittingly funny image with a log entry describing the awkward situation that the World’s Best Father has found himself in. <i>Readers of Sh*t My Dad Says</i> and <i>Awkward Family Photos</i> will devour the artful and hilarious <i>Confessions of the World’s Best Father</i>.</div>