Are you tired of America's broken politics, tired partisan bickering, and really lame newspaper comics?<br><br>Well, Stephan Pastis can't help you with the first two. But he, along with Rat, Pig, and the rest of the animal crew from<i>Pearls Before Swine</i>, voted the Most Reprehensible Comic Strip in the Continental U.S. by the League of Easily Offended and Unfunny Citizens*, are doing their best to make the American comic great again.&nbsp;<br><br>In <i>I'm Only in This for Me</i>, the <i>Pearls</i> gang dares to tell the hard truths that the country needs to hear: the importance of prioritizing cheese over everything else, the sadly ignored capacity of bears to solve all of life's problems, and the crucial Recognition Gap between women in bars and semi-obscure cartoonists with delusions of grandeur.<br>&nbsp;<br>But beneath all the selfishness, absurdity, bungling crocs, and bazooka-wielding ducks, Rat, Pig, Goat, and Zebra continue to find that friendship can make life warmer, humor can make stupidity less annoying, and cheese really does make everything way, way better.<br>&nbsp;<br>Lastly, this collection features the triumphant return of a legendary comics icon: Stephan Pastis! (And also some weirdo named Bill Watterson.)<br>&nbsp;<br>&nbsp;<br>&nbsp;<br><i>*Not an actual group or award </i>