<div>Kids can’t resist jokes and Uncle John can’t resist telling them. We've stuffed the pages of these little joke books with Uncle John's best and then added a fresh supply from fans, friends, and BRI staff members. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers guaranteed to make you laugh out loud. You'll find Q&amp;A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and Uncle John's all-time favorite kind of jokespuns.<br><br>Here’s a sampling:<br>What's black and white, black and white, black and white?<br>A penguin rolling down a hill.<br><br>Why don’t zombies eat clowns?<br>They taste funny.<br><br>What do you call an alligator in a vest?<br>An investigator.<br><br>What did the tophat say to the tie?<br>&quot;You hang around. I'll go on ahead.&quot;<br><br>Why did the hen scold her chicks?<br>They were using fowl language.<br><br>What did Humpty Dumpty say to the kings' men?<br>&quot;You crack me up.&quot;<br><br>How does Darth Vader like his toast?<br>On the dark side.<br></div>