This book contains no nudity. No profanity. No sexual material of any kind. And yet it just might be the most obscene thing we've ever published! <p><i>Penis Pokey</i> is an illustrated board book with a large die-cut hole in its center. Every spread features a dazzling full-color illustration with one thing missing a banana, perhaps, or a fire hose, or a sea serpent. Male readers can complete the illustrations using the talents God has given them. <p>Are we serious? Yes! Is this funny? Absolutely! Will this be a terrific hit with college students, bachelorette parties, and exhibitionists of all ages? Of course! <i>Penis Pokey</i> is far and away the strangest and funniest novelty book we've seen in a long, long time.