<p>At a loss for words, hockey puck? You can always quote Shakespeare...<br> <br> Or delve into this entertaining compendium of insults and verbal abuse, all couched in language of the most uplifting nature. Filled with common and not-so-common zingers that will both shock you and make you laugh your @$$! off.<br> <br> Includes:</p> <ul> <li>Exactly how to address individual mounds of foul, undigested lumps of donkey entrails </li> <li>That "F"-ing word and other intensives</li> <li>Many, many ways to refer to the part that goes over the fence last</li> <li>More euphemisms, synonyms, phrases and descriptions than you knew existed for sexual activities, proclivities, untoward incidents, accidents of nature and the beast with two backs </li> <li>Addressing the mentally incompetent, the cerebrally challenged, the absurdly bureaucratic, the impossibly rational and other instances of ineptitude, obfuscation or obstruction and much more!</li> </ul>