<blockquote> <p> He's huge and hairy and hulking. <br> He dresses in strange furry clothing. <br> He sneaks into people's homes at night.<br> Who wouldn't be afraid of . . . Santa Claus?!? </p> </blockquote> <p> Nothing says Christmas quite like innocent children shrieking with terror as a stranger dressed in red drags them kicking and screaming onto his lap. Now this time-honored rite of passage is celebrated with a hilarious collection of more than two hundred and fifty priceless photos of kids' traumatic trips to Santa's workshop. <i>Scared of Santa</i> offers a cornucopia of photographic funnies&#8212;from sixty-year-old family heirlooms to last year's howlers&#8212;along with delightful commentary on those unforgettable childhood visits to scary ol' Saint Nick. </p>