Skits and bits from <i>A Prairie Home Companion</i> celebrate the secret society of men and women who possess excellent spelling and punctuation skills.<br><br> ENGLISH MAJORS. You know who you are and here is a double-CD celebrating the secret society of those who, though they may be chauffeuring kids to swim lessons or writing Unix programs or frying cheeseburgers, still could, if need be, write a term paper on the water imagery in <i>The Waste Land</i>. <br><br>Includes the <i>Six-Minute Hamlet</i>, the <i>Ten-Minute MacBeth</i>,tributes to Hawthorne and Kerouac and Emily Dickinson, a Guy Noir adventure that exposes an M.F.A. scam, the Ballad of John Henry ('John Henry was an English major and poetry was his line. He sat by the window with his yellow legal pad and he wrote one sentence at a time.'), and more.<br><br>With guest appearances by Allen Ginsberg, Billy Collins, Roy Blount Jr., Robert Bly, Donald Hall, and Calvin Trillin. <p>