<div>Okay, so at least you're interested enough to pick up this book and look inside. I think you and I are going to get along just fine. <br><br>Life is full of choices. Right now, yours is whether or not to buy the autobiography of a mid-grade, kind of hammy actor. <br><br><i>Am I supposed to know this guy?</i> you think to yourself.<br><br>No, and that's exactly the point. Bookstores are chock full of household name actors and their high stakes shenanigans. I don't want to be a spoilsport, but we've all been down that road before. <br><br>Case in point: look to your left - see that Judy Garland book? You don't need that, you know plenty about her already - great voice, crappy life. Now look to your right at the Charlton Heston book. You don't need to cough up hard-earned dough for that either. You know his story too - great voice, crappy toupee. <br><br>The truth is that though you might not have a clue who I am, there are countless working stiffs like me out there, grinding away every day at the wheel of fortune.<br><br><i>If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Acto</i>r is my first book, and I invite you to ride with me through the choppy waters of blue collar Hollywood. <br><br>Okay, so buy the damned book already and read like the wind!<br><br>Best,<br>Bruce Campbell<br><br>P.S. If the book sucks, at least there are gobs of pictures, and they're not crammed in the middle like all those other actor books. <br></div>