Look out--because we went Down Under to find the raw and rubbernecking talent of Andrew Weldon.<P>Weldon is one of Australia's sharpest humorists; he has delighted, amused, and even appalled readers and fans. He does it again with <I>If You Weren't a Hedgehog . . . If I Weren't a Hemophiliac...</i><P>LOL. What else can we say?<P>* His cartoons have appeared in the <I>Sydney Morning Herald,</i> the <I>Age</i>, the <I>Australian</i>, the <I>Bulletin</i>, the <I>Big Issue, Might, Good Weekend, GQ</i>, and on cards for the Ink Group.<P>* Andrew Weldon's strange, irreverent humor and worldview amuse both the young and the not-so-young.<P>* What quirky will get you: Weldon's collection of gag cartoons, <I>I'm Sorry Little Man, I Thought You Were a Hand Puppet</i>, was short-listed in '03 for the Australian Comedy Awards in the category of Outstanding Humorous Books.<P>* Andrew Weldon has also illustrated and written children's books, including <I>The Kid with the Amazing Head</i> and <I>Clever Trevor's Stupendous Inventions</i>