<blockquote> <p> <i>Bro-cab-u-lary</i> (n.): A revolutionary new lexicon for bonding with your bros </p> </blockquote> <p> Put down your BlackBerry, you PDA-hole, and step into the testosterzone with <i>Brocabulary</i>. Wax fandiloquent about your favorite team or have a fargone-versation at the bar. <i>Brocabulary</i> leaves the vagibberish to the chicks and shows you how to: </p> <ul> <p> <li>Define your stripping point (the precise number of Jäger shots it takes to make a woman want to get naked with you).</li> </p> <p> <li>Conceal a bangover after a night of excessive sex.</li> </p> <p> <li>Elect yourself the next Abraham Drinkin' and make an Inebriation Proclamation ("Four whores and seven beers ago . . .").</li> </p> </ul> <p> Stop brocrastinating! </p> <p> It's time to become everyone's guydol by leaving your mark on dudescussions for generations to come. </p>