<DIV><P>The Crypt-Keeper and his fellow Ghoulunatics introduce the wildest, scariest collection of terror-tales yet!  You'll GASP when you meet “She Who Would Rule the World!”-- an unbelievable tale of a homeless woman turned into a near-invincible, power-hungry being by a pair of misguided scientists!  You'll RETCH when you see “Ignoble Rot!”—the shocking story of a cursed gigolo forced to remain alive as his body transforms into a zombie!  You'll SCREAM as you read “Jumping the Shark!”—the fantastic fictional account of a Reality TV series producer that keeps pitching shows from beyond the grave!  You'll SQUIRM as you try to delete “Spam!”—the e-mail scourge that is far deadlier than you ever imagined!  And you'll GROAN as you read the pun-filled introductions by the Old Witch, the Vault-Keeper, and that ol' super-star of horror comics himself—the Crypt-Keeper!</P></DIV>