<DIV><B>Deranged devices and comic contraptions from the highly inventive genius behind the hilarious <I>Book of Bunny Suicides</I></B><BR><BR> Much like his hero, Renaissance man Leonardo da Vinci, bestselling author Andy Riley is not <I>just</I> an artist (or a liar)?he?s an inventor. Imagine, if you will:<BR><BR> · The easily assembled Pole-Dancing-Club-in-a- Briefcase for stranded businessmen<BR> · Christmas tree ornaments that provide surveillance to instantly tell Santa if you?ve been bad or good<BR> · A high-speed police response unit aptly named the Cop Catapult<BR> · The Arsehole Trap, which can clear an average size town of arseholes in a single day with its promise of <I>Big Brother</I> auditions Like a twenty-first-century Rube Goldberg on the wrong mix of meds, Andy Riley has created elaborate inventions that are often side-splittingly sociopathic and never short of patently hysterical.<BR><BR></DIV>