<DIV><DIV><DIV><I>Muck?! Uck! YUCK!</I><BR><B><I> </I></B><BR>Is it just bad luck<BR>when the truck of a duck<BR>gets stuck in the muck?<BR> <BR>Nine silly rhymes,<BR>and a pig that slimes,<BR>from a writer voted BEST<BR>by <I>The New York Times</I>!<BR> <BR>WARNING:  This book may self-destruct if used to teach a lesson.</DIV><DIV> </DIV><DIV><DIV>“…The rat chased the cat.<BR>The rat chased the cat with the baseball bat.<BR>Around <BR>and around<BR>and around the mat<BR>the rat chased the cat with the baseball bat, until…<BR>KERSPLAT!<BR>Never again did that cat chase the rat—<BR>the cat was much too flat for that.”</DIV></DIV><DIV> </DIV><DIV> </DIV></DIV></DIV>