<DIV><DIV><P>A girl doesn't have a date for the school dance—until her dad makes one for her in his lab. “Lily—meet Stitchy.” A family enjoys a nice Thanksgiving dinner—until they are interrupted by a torrent of turkeys out for revenge. A princess meets a pea-brained suitor. And the battle of two red hot pepper weenies ends in flames.</P><P>Critically-acclaimed author and master of the macabre David Lubar returns from a journey into the darkest depths of his brain with thirty-five more warped and creepy tales. And in the tradition of the three previous Weenie collections—<I>In the Land of the Lawn Weenies</I>, <I>Invasion of the Road Weenies</I>, and <I>The Curse of the Campfire Weenies</I>—he reveals the inspiration behind each story at the end of the book. Don't be a weenie. Read these stories...if you dare!</P></DIV></DIV>