Rhyme master Scott Emmons approaches Christmas with a joke and a grin by offering 47 original poems like "Battle in the Burbs," "Decorating for Dummies," "Ad Nauseam," and "Wish List":<B><P>Dear Santa,<P>Toys get broken.<P>Candy's cheap.<P>Pets take effort.<P>Fruit won't keep.<P>Candles smell.<P>Clothes might clash.<P>Games are boring.<P>Please send cash.<P>Love, Mindy <P>Grandma's Gift<P>Which present came from Grandma?<P>It isn't hard to see.<P>The gift wrap is the same she's used since 1943.<P>Book attributes include a stocking-friendly trim size and ribbon marker, along with four-color art and photography throughout.</B><P>&nbsp;<P>&nbsp;<P>&nbsp;<P>&nbsp;<P>&nbsp;<P>&nbsp;<P>&nbsp;<P>&nbsp;<P>&nbsp;