<div><div>Celia Rivenbark is an intrepid explorer and acid commentator on the land south of the Mason-Dixon Line. In this collection of screamingly funny essays, you'll discover:<br> <br>*How to get your kid into a character breakfast at Disney World (or run the risk of eating chicken out of a bucket with Sneezy)</div><div>*Secrets of Celebrity Moms (don't hate them because they're beautiful when there are so many other reasons)</div><div>*ebay addiction and why “It ain't worth having if it ain't on ebay”</div><div>*Why today's children's clothes make six-year-olds look like Vegas showgirls with an abundance of anger issues</div><div>*And so much more! <br></div><div>Celia Rivenbark's essays about life in today's South are like caramel popcorn---sweet, salty, and utterly irresistible.</div></div>