<b><big>Everyone has only nice things to say about my mom.</big></b> <P> Everyone likes her. <P> She looks nice. <P> She bakes great cookies and makes me feel better when I have a bad day. <P> But would a really nice mom do embarrassing things like kiss me in public and tell loud jokes that no one thinks are funny? Well, my mom does those <I>terrible</i> things and worse - that's why I am sure that I have the most embarrassing mom in the world and that my mom is trying to ruin my life... <P> <I>Or is she</i>?