NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLING AUTHOR OF <I>SEX, DRUGS, AND COCOA PUFFS</i> <P> <b>CHUCK KLOSTERMAN IV</b><P> CONSISTS OF THREE PARTS: <P> <I>THINGS THAT ARE TRUE</i><P> Profiles and trend stories: Britney Spears, Radiohead, Billy Joel, Metallica, Val Kilmer, Bono, Wilco, the White Stripes, Steve Nash, Morrissey, Robert Plant -- all with new introductions and footnotes. <P> <I>THINGS THAT MIGHT BE TRUE</i><P> Opinions and theories on everything from monogamy to pirates to robots to super people to guilt, and (of course) Advancement -- all with new hypothetical questions and footnotes. <P> <I>SOMETHING THAT ISN'T TRUE AT ALL</i><P> This is old fiction. There's a new introduction, but no footnotes. Well, there's a footnote in the introduction, but none in the story.