<i>The zany, laugh-out loud, Sunday Times bestseller and number one Amazon.co.uk bestseller.</i></p> <p><b>Do Ants Have Assholes?</b> is a hilarious, over-the-top parody of bestsellers like Do Men Have Nipples? John Butler and Bruno Vincent have dreamed up a venerable, historic (and imaginary) newspaper. It's a home for sensible and settled minds in a world where newness and excitement seem in danger of overwhelming common sense, decency, and good, solid conservatism.</p> <p>When this newspaper's serious readers have serious questions, they write to the "Questions and Answers Page." <b>Do Ants Have Assholes?</b> is a collection of what these imaginary readers write in:</p> <ul> <li> "If a deaf man goes to court, is it still called a hearing?"</li> <li>"What have the Romans ever done for us?"</li> <li> "If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?"</li> </ul> <p>The only thing crazier than the readers' questions are the questions' answers. You won't be able to stop laughing.