<center> <font size="+1">I may be in the middle of nowhere, <P> but I still have standards!</font> </center> <P> <P> Like it's not bad enough Daddy's in jail for embezzlement (he's a super-successful Hollywood agent, btw, and <I>totally</i> innocent), but since my fashion-model mom died when I was a baby (I'm sure you've seen the <I>E! True Hollywood Story)</i> I've been shipped off to Possum Grape, Arkansas, to live with relatives I've never even met. You read that right: Possum. Grape. Not only is there no Starbucks in this town, but I'm sharing a room with a six-year-old and I'm about to miss the biggest social event of the year back in L.A. <P> I'm not sure how yet, but I <I>will</i> get back to civilization. Until then, I may be stuck on a farm, but no one's gonna keep me from ruling the roost!