Meet Will Carter, but feel free to call him Carter.&nbsp; (Yes, he knows it's a lazy nickname, but he didn't have much say in the matter.)<BR><BR>Here are five things you should know about him:<BR><BR>1. He has a stuttering problem, particularly around boobs and belly buttons.<BR><BR>2. He battles Attention Deficit Disorder every minute of every day…unless he gets distracted.&nbsp; <BR><BR>3. He's a virgin, mostly because he's no good at talking to girls (see number 1).<BR><BR>4. He's about to start high school.<BR><BR>5. He's totally not ready.<BR><BR>Join Carter for his freshman year, where he'll search for sex, love, and acceptance anywhere he can find it.&nbsp; In the process, he'll almost kill a trombone player, face off with his greatest nemesis, suffer a lot of blood loss, narrowly escape death, run from the cops (not once, but twice), get caught up in a messy love triangle, meet his match in the form of a curvy drill teamer, and surprise the hell out of everyone, including himself.<BR>