Are you “getting on in years,” or know someone who is? Thinking of changing your birth certificate to show a more favorable birth date? You may lie about your age, but your age won't lie to you!<br><br>            Not sure how to tell when you're about to reach that fun sixtieth birthday? <br><br>Here are some clues:<br><ul type="disc"><li>WebMD is your home page </li><li>When asked, “Who's your doctor?” you have to reply, “Which one?” </li><li>An outbreak of acne makes you feel like a teenager again </li><li>At your class reunion, you note with satisfaction that the captain of the football team wears a hearing aid </li><li>The meadows where you sowed your wild oats are now shopping malls </li><li>That empty seat on the bus has your name on it</li><li>Your pharmacist greets you with “What'll it be, pal?” </li></ul><br> <br><br>Getting older is not only fun . . . it's funny! And with <i>You Know You're 60 When . . .,</i> you'll be laughing as you go kicking and screaming over the hill, happily clutching your chest!<br><br> <br><br>