Creepy Susie. Mary Had a Little Chainsaw. Milo's Disorder. Rosie's Crazy Mother. The Siamese Quadruplets. Emily Amputee. <br><br>Your mother never told you these stories.<br><br>She didn't want to scare you.<br><br>But Angus Oblong is not your mother.<br><br>If Edgar Allan Poe and David Lynch wrote a book, it might be as warped, wicked, and perversely funny as this treasury of twisted tales from childhood's Twilight Zone. So don't be alarmed if you find yourself screaming . . . with laughter . . . until the day you die. Which may be very soon . . .<br><br><br><i>From the Hardcover edition.</i>