<b>The Onion</b> is the world's most popular humor periodical. Its first book, <b>Our Dumb Century</b>, was a <i>New York Times</i> #1 best-seller and winner of the 1999 Thurber Prize for American Humor.  Now <i>The Onion</i> returns  with Volume One of  the paper's greatest, most hard-hitting stories, including:<br>--Clinton Deploys Vowels to Bosnia: Operation Vowel Storm Will Make Countless Bosnian Names More Pronounceable<br>--Jesus Christ Returns to NBA<br>--Microsoft Patents Ones, Zeroes<br>--I Can't Stand My Filthy Hippy Owner by Thunder the Ferret