<B><CENTER><FONT SIZE="+1">Yeah, I Said It</FONT></CENTER></B> <P> ...about President George W. Bush: "Sometimes I feel like we're trapped on a bad reality show. He's not really a president. He's a construction worker. If he gets reelected, he gets a million dollars and we get screwed." Michael Jackson: "He still hasn't molested as many boys as the Catholic Church." Abortion: "It's nobody's business to tell another woman what to do with her body. Let's leave that up to Joan and Melissa Rivers." <P> Imbued with her razor-sharp voice, sidesplitting candor, and her trademark brand of comedy, the essays in <I>Yeah, I Said It</I> showcase Wanda at her uproarious, uncensored best.