When a name-changing campaign for the Laggan School teams gains momentum, Sam Campbell and his friends officially nominate "Laggan Lard Butts" to be placed on the ballot. / Our school teams always lost. It didnt matter what sport basketball, soccer, baseball, volleyball or hockey we sucked at them all. Id been on all our school teams every year since grade six and wed never had a winning team. Forget winning team, wed hardly ever had a win. Sam Campbells school team, the Laggan Lairds, always loses. When someone suggests that their name be the Laggan Lard Butts, Sam thinks the team should change its name. What is a Laird anyway? The basketball coach agrees, and soon the whole school is involved in an election for a new team name. Sam and his friends nominate the name Lard Butts. When the basketball team starts winning games after a warm up cheer of "Go Lard Butts!" it seems the Lard Butt campaign might actually win the election.