<p> Before Bridget Jones, Carrie Bradshaw, and the Shopaholic, it was a world of <i>Fabulous Nobodies</i> </p> <p> Now, back in print after fifteen years, it&#146;s your chance to experience this hysterically wild cult-status novel for the first time. </p> <p> Get ready to meet: </p> <p> Reality Nirvana Tuttle<br> A self-described "doorwhore" at one of Manhattan&#146;s hottest clubs. She never gets up before 2 <small>P.M.</small> and has vivid, two-way conversations with every dress in her closet. </p> <p> Hugo "A Go-Go" Falk<br> Gossip columnist and documenter of all things fabulous in the fashion scene. This man is the key to turning Reality into a true Somebody. </p> <p> Phoebe Johnson<br> Junior shoe editor of <i>Perfect Woman</i> magazine who has dedicated her life to looking like Audrey Hepburn&#8212and the one woman Reality can trust with her frocks. </p> <p> and Freddie Barnstable<br> A transvestite with an uncanny knack for finding fabulous fashions, and his sidekick, a little dog named Cristobal Balenciaga. These Fabulous Nobodies will take you on a quest to be Truly Somebody, in a city long gone but never to be forgotten: New York City of the 1980s. </p>