<P>Right now, you're wondering, "Gee, what kind of information is in this cute yet stylish guide?" Sure, there are a bunch of other books that will take you through the filmmaking process, and if your name is Beaver Cleaver, you might be interested in them. <P>But you should know that filmmaking is a war, and this book will lead you through it like no other. These pages contain information learned from years spent in the filmmaking trenches. <P>Anyone with a credit card can rent a camera and buy film stock -- but who can: <UL><LI>Rent a camera for two weeks and pay for only two days? <LI>Set the exposure on the camera without a light meter? <LI>Feed a crew of twenty with yesterday's chicken soup?</LI></UL><P>Not many. <P>You want more? Then turn the book over and crack her open. <P>Still here? <P>Fine -- we'll do it the hard way: This book will tell you how to shoot a sex scene, tell you what a stinger is. And if you need help writing your script, we'll give you some scenes to copy right into your screen-play -- and yes, we even provide the characters. <P>In short, everything you need to know about filmmaking in the real world is in this book. Everything. We'll even help you select the proper baseball cap so you can look like a big-time director. <P>Now start reading. Let's make film history.</P>