<DIV><B>DO YOU WANT TO HEAR A JOKE?</B><BR><BR>Better yet, do you want to be the person who keeps friends, family and coworkers laughing with a new joke every day? Packed full of <B>THOUSANDS OF JOKES</B> and alphabetically organized into hundreds of topics from <B>ACCOUNTANTS TO ZEBRAS</B>, this book offers you a massive collection of over-the-top jokes that will have everyone <B>LAUGHING OUT LOUD.</B><BR><BR><B>•Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? <I>He finally decided to stick it out for one more year! </I><BR><BR>•A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, ?I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.”<BR><BR>•Where do you get virgin wool from? <I>An ugly sheep!</I><BR><BR>•What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? <I>”Oh look! Donut seeds!</I><BR><BR>•The police have reported the theft of a shipment of filing cabinets, document folders and labeling machines?it's believed to have been the work of organized crime.</B><BR><BR><BR></DIV>