<div>Make sure your seatbacks and tray tables are in their full upright and locked position for these shocking, bizarre, hilarious, and outrageous stories of airplane travel.<br><br>You're belted into a middle seat with burly businessmen on either side. It's ninety-two degrees in the cabin and someone forgot to use deodorant. A baby screams. A kid kicks the back of your seat. After two hours you haven't even left the taxiway. Welcome to modern airline travel! In <i>Plane Insanity</i>, Elliott Hester delivers stories that could only come from someone who “rides tin” for a living---a flight attendant. <br><br>You'll hear about:<br>* the passenger from hell<br>* a smuggled python<br>* prostitutes working the lavatories<br>* a riot in coachclass<br>* a $500,000 heist<br>* the anatomy of a carry-on bag<br>* a malodorous couple<br>* the Mile-High Club <br>* and much more!<br><br>Fasten your seatbelts. After <i>Plane Insanity</i>, you'll never think of air travel the same way again.<br></div>