Adventure! Humor! Silly hats! In this tale, some pirates are cranky over the cancelation of Pirate Wednesday, their only opportunity to sell Pirate-Cookies. Can Vice-Penguin Mellville save the day? Probably. Interspersed are stories of Captain Cautious, the timid superhero in The Kungfu Tofu Snafu, and Tbyrd Fearlessness and his search for fame, glory and lunch. Guaranteed 100% Comedy and Mayhem.