<DIV><DIV></div> <b>Listen to audio presented by Literary Affairs: .<BR><BR><br><br>Few have failed to be charmed by the witty and independent spirit of Elizabeth Bennet. Her early determination to dislike Mr. Darcy is a prejudice only matched by the folly of his arrogant pride. Their first impressions give way to true feelings in a comedy profoundly concerned with happiness and how it might be achieved. <p><br> <b>@FirstThoughtBestThought</b> Usually a man wills his home to his wife or kids. But sometimes, he wills it to a distant relative, so when he dies, you're out on your ass. <br><BR> And then, and THEN, that distant, meddlesome priest of a relative tries to seduce one of your sisters. <br><BR> Unsure why anyone would want my sisters. All they want is to hit it with the officers – what war are they even fighting in the countryside? <br><BR> Though my older sister–Jane–is nice. How could she not be? Jane is such a good name. I would like anybody named Jane. <br><br> <b>From </b></DIV>