<DIV>"Amoeba"<br> Don't ever tease a wee amoeba<br> By calling him a her amoeba.<br> And don't call her a him amoeba.<br> Or never he a she amoeba.<br> 'Cause whether his or hers amoeba,<br> They too feel like you and meba.<p> What if a boring lesson about the food chain becomes a sing-aloud celebration about predators and prey? A twinkle-twinkle little star transforms into a twinkle-less, sunshine-eating-and rhyming Black Hole? What if amoebas, combustion, metamorphosis, viruses, the creation of the universe are all irresistible, laugh-out-loud poetry? Well, you're thinking in science verse, that's what. And if you can't stop the rhymes . . . the atomic joke is on you. Only the amazing talents of Jon Scieszka and Lane Smith, the team who created Math Curse, could make science so much fun. A CD with text read by Scieszka and Smith is included.<BR><BR></DIV>