<DIV><DIV><DIV><DIV><P>David Wong has updated the Lovecraft tradition and infused it with humor that rather than lessening the horror, increases it dramatically.  Every time I set the book down down, I was wary that something really was afoot, that there were creatures I couldn't see, and that because I suspected this, I was next. Engaging, comic, and terrifying.-- <B>Joe Garden</B>, <B>Features Editor, The Onion</B></P><DIV><DIV>"Wong is like a mash-up of Douglass Adams and Stephen King... 'page-turner' is an understatement."</DIV><DIV>--<B>Don Coscarelli</B>, <B>director, <I>Phantasm I-V</I>, <I>Bubba Ho-tep</I></B></DIV><DIV><I></I> </DIV><DIV><DIV><DIV>"That rarest of things--a genuinely scary story."--<B>David Wellington</B>, <B>author of <I>Monster Island, Vampire Zero</I></B></DIV><DIV> </DIV><DIV>"JOHN DIES AT THE END has a cult following for a reason:  it's horrific, thought-provoking, and hilarious all at once.  This is one of the most entertaining and addictive novels I've ever read."--<B>Jacob Kier, Publisher, Permuted Press                                     </B></DIV><P><B>STOP.  </B>You should not have touched this flyer with your bare hands.  NO, don't put it down. It's too late.  They're watching you.  <B>My name is David Wong.</B> My best friend is John. Those names are fake. You might want to change yours.  You may not want to know about the things you'll read on these pages, about <B>the sauce</B>, about <B>Korrok</B>, about the invasion, and the future. But it's too late. You touched the book. You're in the game. You're under <B>the eye</B>.  The only defense is knowledge. You need to read this book, to the end. Even the part with the bratwurst. Why? You just have to trust me.</P></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV><P><B>The important thing is this:  </B>The drug is called <B>Soy Sauce</B> and it gives users a window into another dimension.  John and I never had the chance to say no.  You still do.   I'm sorry to have involved you in this, I really am. But as you read about these terrible events and the very <B>dark epoch</B> the world is about to enter as a result, it is crucial you keep one thing in mind:   <B><I>None of this was my fault.</I></B></P></DIV></DIV></DIV>